
__I live in the Gobi desert and my phone will not get wet.
__Sometimes the only dry thing is my sense of humor.
Onto every phone, some rain must fall. Not only is the Kyocera Brigadier rainproof, it’s waterproof to a depth of 6 feet for 30 minutes.

Onto every phone, some rain must fall. Not only is the Kyocera Brigadier rainproof, it’s waterproof to a depth of 6 feet for 30 minutes.

Fire ants–not the hot guests you were hoping for! A sprinkle of Amdro this evening, and the only ankle-biters at your picnic tomorrow will be the toddlers in the group.

Right now, up to 20% of the electric power your business draws–and pays for–is not used. It is, in fact, unusable. Adirondack Energy’s technology adjusts your incoming power flow so that you’re only getting what your operation needs.
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I’m pretty sure you’re not legally married nowadays without a save the date card. Let’s make one that sets you apart from the couple crowd! Change of address notices can be more than just the facts, Jack; and it’s not a graduation requirement to have exactly the same announcement as everyone else in the class of 2019. And hey baby–how about sending out an aww-inducing “introducing the new buckaroo” card?