There was an old snake down the road;
He ate rats, and occasionally, toads.
A wound to the side!
The old land-eel died.
Should’ve been in skin-saver mode.
Snake Stanza
Quick Hits
Absolutamente.
¿Es un buen perro?
A stretch.
“Hello, and welcome to Wednesday Yoga! My name is Bella. We begin, as always, with downward dog.”
Avoidance.
So there we were, Bella and I, not talking about the elephant in the room.
Most interesting.
“I don’t always smoke cigars, but when I do, they are made of rawhide.”
Connoisseur.
“I detect definite woodsy notes.”
Disappointment.
“Well. There’s no ice cream here. None at all.”
Dark.
For Jack, every Friday is Black Friday.
Ain’t misbehaving.
Holiday tradition.
Boney James with his version of “elf on a shelf.” Misbehavior results in a terrifying surprise visit from James for an attitude adjustment.
Pit stop.
headmistress of headlines 