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Attractive idea.

Direct email for ABC Graphics
To current accounts and prospects from Sales Manager/COO
Subject line: If you ask me. . .
Message:
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. . .if you’re going to print business cards, why not print them as magnets? Join me as I channel Captain Obvious and list some benefits:

*Longer lasting. When was the last time you ruined a magnet by tearing or folding it?

*Visibility. Your magnet may not get stuck to the side of a desk, door jamb, or refrigerator, but the odds are astronomically higher than the possibility of a paper business card being taped to any surface at all. Everyone knows the desktop rolodex has cemented a place on the level red endangered list.

*Conversation extender. The magnet can buy you a little more conversation time. An opportunity to impress a business prospect with your forward-thinking wisdom and outside-the-box brain power. No reason why the same wouldn’t hold true for a romantic prospect. . . . Just a thought.

At ABC, our space-age digital and silk screening printing capabilities mean we can create the high-quality business magnets you need to set you apart from the paper-card crowd. And for lots less than you think. Call me at 555.555.5555 to discuss how ABC can deliver a better product than anything else you can get at an online outfit run by robotic elves. Or call me for romantic prospect advice. (Can you even say the words “pick up line” anymore??)

To film or not to film?

Direct email for ABC Graphics
To current accounts and prospects from Sales Manager/COO
Subject line: If you ask me. . . 
Message:
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. . .why chem film AND paint or powder coat on the same piece?

In almost every case, painting or powder coating the entire component will be significantly cheaper and provide the same amount of protection.

Pause for term clarification:

*Chem filming is a coating process that prevents oxidation and corrosion, usually on aluminum. It’s a more finished look than galvanizing. It provides the thinnest protection–product dimensions remain unchanged. If this is what you require, ABC has been chem filming for years and will continue to do so.

*Painting is the next thinnest coating. High quality paint (and that’s the only kind we use at ABC) will also prevent rust and corrosion up to a heat of 350 to 400˚F. Many moons ago, when calculators were a “gee whiz” item, computer components could get hot enough to melt paint; but in this day of smartphones and fitbits, this is no longer true.

*Powder coating is the thickest coating. A truly environmentally-friendly process, it emits no VOC’s (volatile organic compounds). An electrical charge holds paint powder on the metal to be coated. The coated piece is then moved to the oven where it bakes until done. And here, I point out that ABC has one of the biggest ovens in the DFW area. Hey–it’s not bragging if it’s true, right??

Bottom line: if you’re already painting or powder coating, you can save a percentage worth talking about by not chem filming also.

Call me (555.555.5555) or John (555.555.5555) anytime to discuss. . .or to make a lunch date. We like lunch dates.

Itsy bitsy.

Wanna rock a bikini that’s teenie weenie?

Snack on BRAMi beans lupini.

With zero net carbs and only 60 calories per 30-bean serving, BRAMi’s lupini beans are probably the real magic beans–at least when it comes to weight management. They fuel you without fattening you because they pack more protein than any other plant source on earth.

BRAMi lupini beans. The truly super superfood.

Ain’t misbehaving.

Holiday tradition.

Boney James with his version of “elf on a shelf.” Misbehavior results in a terrifying surprise visit from James for an attitude adjustment.

There goes Tokyo.

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Sonicare gives you movie star teeth. Without the monster price tag.

Begin brushing with Sonicare, and by day three, you can flash a set of choppers that gleam with measurably fewer stains. 62,000 brush movements per minute remove ten times more plaque than the old black and white manual toothbrush.

Sonicare toothbrushes start at under $40–isn’t that about the price of a date to the movies?

Sonicare. You do the biting, we’ll do the cleaning.

A modest proposal.

I want to marry you.

Tell me when and where, and what to wear. 

Pick a time and I’ll be there. 

Relaxed ceremony or formally regal–

My signature’s what makes it legal. 

Pastor Charles B. Duke

pastorcbduke@yahoo.com

817.821.6476

I do “I do’s.”

Protest.

The injustice of it all.

They want the door open, but it must remain closed until this evening. Since neither can reach the doorknob, they must rely on the saddest little faces they can muster and long, meaningful looks at the door.